Guided Adventure Trips · Sea & Land

Adventure Like a
Bad Monkey

Small-group guided trips for people who'd rather collect stories than souvenirs. Sail international waters aboard our sailboat, or ride adventure motorcycles across borders and backroads — guided start to finish.

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01 / The Adventures

Choose Your Ride

Every trip is guided, small-group, and planned around real adventure — not tourist traps.

Bad Monkey Sailing

International sailing adventures aboard our sailboat. Crew up, cross real water, drop anchor where the guidebooks don't go.

Set Sail →

Bad Monkey Moto

Adventure-style motorcycle expeditions — international border-crossing epics and domestic USA backcountry routes.

Twist the Throttle →
02 / How It Works

Guided, Not Herded

Small Groups

A handful of adventurers per trip — enough for good campfire stories, few enough to stay nimble.

Guided Start to Finish

Routes, logistics, permits, and local knowledge handled. You bring your sense of adventure.

Real Adventure

Weather changes, plans adapt, monkeys misbehave. That’s the point.

03 / Book a Trip

Get On The List

Ask about an upcoming trip, request dates, or pitch us a route. Tell us which adventure you're after — sail or moto — and we'll take it from there.